Category: Shopping

An Afternoon at Simons

NOTE: This is not a sponsored post.

Sometime last fall, Vickie from Adventures in Fashion emailed me to ask if I would agree to having one of my Instagram OOTDs featured as a Simons #yegfashion photo of the week in a weekly feature run in conjunction with the Edmonton Journal. Of course, I was flattered and said yes. As a thank you, Vickie told me that I would receive a $50 gift card to Simons. There must have been some miscommunication involved, because I was expecting to see my photo featured somewhere in the EJ (print or online versions), and never did. I assumed that something had come up, and they decided not to run my photo, so I figured that the gift card was also a no go. And promptly forgot all about it.

A few weeks ago, I got an email from Simons reminding me about my gift card, still waiting for me, months later. Well, you might need to tell me about free money twice, but not thrice. As soon as I was able to talk my brood into heading over to WEM, I was on my way. (The kids are easy to convince, because Luka adores Galaxyland, and Teddy doesn’t really get a say, yet. The reluctant one is always their father, and probably for good reason – he’s the one usually stuck with shepherding Luka through the aforementioned G-land. The guy’s a saint.)

So, I don’t know how much you guys know about Simons, but let me start by saying: it is enormous. I say that as someone who is not daunted by thrift stores or Winners – Simons overawes me. Imagine the love child of Zara and Holt Renfrew (Nordstrom, for my American readers) and you’re getting a flavour of what Simons is about. Their in-house labels (Twik, Icone, Contemporaine) are varying degrees of trendy, at relatively affordable price points. And then you have the super luxe end of things; Simons carries everything from mid- to high-end designers (think DVF to Balmain, and back again). It is, honestly, a pretty unique shopping experience. Due to the sheer size, and my unfamiliarity with the store, it has always been (on the few occasions I’ve been there) a rather overwhelming experience, but if I had the time to get to know the store, I think it has a ton to offer.

So, armed with my $50 gift card, I went off to find myself something pretty. Let me stop here for a second and talk a bit about my approach to spending free money. I have two strategies: (1) buy as many things as I can; or (2) buy something I wouldn’t otherwise get with my own money. In this case, I decided to go with the latter approach. Although Simons does offer a lot of fairly inexpensive pieces, $50 wouldn’t cover more than a couple of them, and they would most likely be clothes. I decided against this, for two reasons. One, I’m trying to streamline my closet (the eternal goal), and therefore I’m being more critical than ever with my purchases. I’m not buying things just because they are inexpensive (or free in this case). Second, a lot of the clothes under the Simons in-house labels seem to me to skew a bit younger than my demographic. I think they could also be fine for someone my age but working in a creative, or less conservative, environment – or with a more interesting and active social life than mine. Simply put, I just wouldn’t have anywhere to wear some of the things I thought might be cute.

Now, whenever I decide to spend someone else’s money on something I wouldn’t buy for myself, my first thought is always “accessories”. Followed, shortly thereafter, by “bag”. Simons has no shortage of cute options in that category. For example:

Ted Baker bag
Ted Baker bag

I coveted this, hard. But at over $350, it wasn’t going to happen. And therein lied the rub. My $50 would cover a non-leather, non-designer bag, but not much else. Go big or go home is my motto when it comes to bags, so … it was time to try a different tack. Shoes. These Sam Edelman mules certainly got my attention:

Sam Edelman Monroe Mule
Sam Edelman Monroe Mule

Alas, at $150, they were still a no go. I mentally wishlisted these in case they end up at Winners at some point, and went back to my list. So … jewelry. Here, again, Simons offers the gamut from inexpensive mall costume jewelry (think H&M) to stuff like House of Harlow, and on to pricier designer wares. By this point in the excursion I was running out of time (and my companion’s patience), so I quickly scanned the display cases featuring the middle-of-the-price-range pieces, and lo – I spotted this:

Tai Duo Stone Cuff Bracelet
Tai Duo Stone Cuff Bracelet

I’m increasingly drawn to a minimalist aesthetic (say whaaa? I know!), and that includes jewelry. I’ve always hated wearing clunky bracelets (even if I like the look of them) because they interfere with my typing at work, so this Tai piece is both a style and functionality match. It is very delicate (featuring a darker blue glass stone in my case), and very light on the wrist, which I really appreciate. I tend to be wary of gold vermeil pieces because of the potential for the plating to wear off, but here’s hoping that doesn’t happen with this bracelet. Realistically, a similar solid gold version would run in the hundreds of dollars (or more), so I’m willing to take the risk with vermeil this time, just so that I can enjoy wearing this beautiful piece. At $69, it was a tad over budget, but I was happy to get it for $22 and change out of pocket.

And so ended my Simons afternoon adventure: happily every after (hopefully). Now, tell me: how do you spend free money when it comes your way?

Note: I wanted to add, in case it wasn’t clear from my post and in the interests of full disclosure, that I was never asked by Simons to write about their store, or otherwise “promote” them in any way in exchange for the gift card. I decided to write about my shopping experience because (a) my life is pretty boring, and this was kind of a funny story (maybe?), and (b) I thought it would be interesting to talk about different approaches to spending gift cards, aka “free money” (something I enjoy a great deal, hah!)

Game of Handbags

This is a (fairly short, I promise!) story about some recent bag magic happening in my closet. Last February, I found this bag in a Vancouver resale shop, and my husband bought it for me because true love (the man, and the bag):

Marc by Marc Jacobs Totally Turnlock Teri
Marc by Marc Jacobs Totally Turnlock Teri

I adore the colour, which might just be the perfect neutral, and I like the Teri style a lot. (Truly. I have a red one too.) This baby wasn’t leaving my closet any time soon … But then.

You saw that coming, yes?

But then Adrien mentioned one day that she’d be interested in the Teri if I ever felt like a trade, and it got me thinking. One, Adrien has really stellar bag game; a trade would be guaranteed to bring something amazing into my clutches. Two, this could be an opportunity excuse to try to get a fool’s gold version of my fave Marc by Marc Jacobs bag (the Mag, of course). As long as eBay played nice.

And, lo, it did:

Marc by Marc Jacobs Totally Turnlock Magazine Bag
Marc by Marc Jacobs Totally Turnlock Magazine Bag

So my Teri went south, and is now hanging out with a much cooler owner, and I recently got this beauty in the mail:

Marc Jacobs Stella
Marc Jacobs Stella

In this game, everyone’s a winner.

Let’s Go Shopping!

I did a couple of these posts before (here and here), and y’all didn’t hate them so here we are: time for another round of changing room selfies. F–k yeah! It’s like we get to go shopping together. Breaking down the fourth wall, etc. This is gonna be awesome.

This time, I wanted to check out Joe Fresh. I want to do that every week when I go grocery-shopping, but usually there is no time. So, last week, when the boy was with his grandparents, I ditched my husband and the baby in the produce aisle, and made a beeline for the clothes racks. I ended up trying on a mixed bag of things, but there were a few winners in there. All of these should still be available in stores, in case you want to check them out for yourselves. (Spoiler: there are a couple you really really should.)

Joe Fresh striped skirt
Joe Fresh Stripe Flare Skirt

I was drawn to this burlap-y skirt despite the fact that it is, well, a fancy burlap sack. What can I say – stripes. Vertical stripes are kinda rare, no? Anyway, the skirt was ok. Too puffy on me. It’s not a skirt for the pear-shaped, but it could be cute on the right girl. But $29? Um, nope.

(For reference, I’m wearing the medium here.*)

The top was a random pick, because I needed something to wear with all the bottoms I was trying, but it’s actually not bad. Very nice colour. Cotton, which is always nice. I can’t find it on the Joe Fresh website, which is not surprising because they have eleventy million products and zero helpful names/descriptions.

Joe Fresh striped maxi skirt
Joe Fresh Stripe Maxi Skirt

The best part about this maxi skirt is that it doesn’t come with that stupid fold-over waistband that all maxi skirts seem to possess. Am I the only person annoyed by that? My pooch doesn’t need help being poochy; it manages just fine on its own. Anyway, this skirt has a plain elastic waistband instead. And, yet, it still does weird things to my lower torso – probably because of the pockets.

Joe Fresh striped maxi skirt
Pocket-y

Oh yeah, it has pockets. Now, normally this is a good thing. I love pockets. Who doesn’t? Except, in this case, they bug. Your mileage may vary, obviously.

(I’m wearing a small, and the skirt is $29.)

Joe Fresh printed pants
Joe Fresh Soft Print Pant

Oh boy. I tried on these pants mostly as a joke, but the joke ended up being on me. These are pretty much my worst nightmare in pant form. 100% polyester. In warm weather, these are basically a sweat sack for your legs. To top it off, they are cut insanely tight across the hips … but, like, at a weird spot, which is not even my widest point. I would burn these with fire, except they’re not my property and that would be arson.

(I’m wearing a medium. The pants are $29.)

Joe Fresh orange floral skater dress
Joe Fresh Print Boatneck Dress

Very cute print, nice rayon jersey ($24). My only issue with this dress is that the waist sits a leeeeettle bit high, as if the dress was cut for petite sizing. The small fit me well otherwise, so I don’t think that sizing was the issue. I hate when dresses have too-high waists. Oh well.

Joe Fresh striped skater dress
Joe Fresh Stripe Boatneck dress

This was really nice. A lot of black-and-white striped dresses in this price range ($24) are made from super thin material that requires some careful selection of undergarments. Not this dress. This one had a nice opacity, top and bottom. And the waist hit the right spot on me. I didn’t end up getting because (a) I have too many dresses (although, to be fair, that has never stopped me from buying more), and (b) I was getting a wee bit of a Hamburglar vibe looking in the mirror, and I just didn’t feel adventurous enough to say “why the heck not”.

(I’m wearing a medium.)

Joe Fresh colorblock striped dress
Joe Fresh Dress

I loved this one! And this was my husband’s favourite too. But! The material is flimsier than for the previous dress, and you get those transparency issues I talked about before. Also, the medium was huuuuuge on me, and they didn’t have a small. (I can’t find this dress on the Joe Fresh website, and there were limited sizes available in the store. I’m not 100% sure of the price anymore, but it was either $19 or $24.)

Joe Fresh colorblock striped dress
The sadness

See, I had the sadz. Joe Fresh, why the hell is your sizing all over the damn place?

Joe Fresh geo print empire waist dress
Joe Fresh V-Neck Dress

Ok, this dress. Is good. So good. Comfortable, flattering, perfect for summer. It’s an empire waist that will not make you look pregnant, but will, in fact, discreetly accommodate any food baby you might be gestating. For $19, it simply doesn’t get better. I hemmed and hawed over it for a good long while, and it took a supreme act of willpower to leave it behind. And that only because I already have a million summer dresses (see above) – plus, I had already completely blown my June budget by the time I found this dress. But you guys need to go buy this dress. Now. Run!

And, while you’re there, don’t forget to check out my 30 x 30 striped dress; the coral version is currently on sale for $20.

So, that’s it. You got questions, I’ll have answers for you in the comments. Hit me up!

Oh, and do let me know if you enjoy these posts, or if you’d rather gouge your own eyes with a rusty spoon than go anywhere near another changing room with me.

 

* To give you a sense of fit, I am 5’7, and normally wear size 6-8 in dresses, and size 10 in pants.