DIY Wool Rehab

I am not a very handy person – in life generally, but especially when it comes to the so-called domestic arts. For the most part, this is not something over which I lose sleep; I have mastered enough basic life skills to pass for an acceptably responsible adult, and I am fortunate to have money to throw at problems I can’t solve. Still, there are times when I wish I had spent more time in my youth learning practical arts – for example, every time I have to pay $20 for someone else to fix a basic hem on a dress. Sigh. Recently, though, I find that I am more inclined to take an occasional risk and attempt a solution myself; thrifting is often the catalyst because, well, the downside of a failed experiment is much less painful at thrift prices.

Such was the case with this red wool Smythe blazer.

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This was my second time spotting Smythe at the thrift store, though it was a far more readily explainable occurrence. My first thrifted Smythe was in impeccable condition; this one … not so much. Commensurate with its retail price, the blazer had lovely design details. Real leather elbow patches; a windowpane print that lined up at each seam, and over the lapels too; that signature waist-nipping tailoring. The only problem? It had been shrunk to hell and back. In fact, it looked like it had made a trip to hell – wash ‘n dry cycle hell. The collar had shrunk into a permanently popped state, and the whole thing looked like a sad, misshapen child’s jacket.

It was also $6 (VV was running a random 50% off sale).

I suddenly remembered reading something online about how wool fibers have “memory” and can be un-shrunk. Without so much as trying on the blazer, I turned to my BFF and said “I’m going to try to fix it.”

When I got home, I decided to see how bad the damage really was. I wish I’d had the presence of mind to take a photo when I tried it on, but the image was comically horrific and my optimism took a nose dive; I pretty much wrote off my $6 then and there. No point in taking a photo to document my certain failure, right?

Well, as it turns out, this story has a happy ending after all. Behold:

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There is no secret to this “magic”. I mean, all the instructions are right there on The Google. Here’s what I did:

– Soaked the blazer in a bathtub of lukewarm water with a bunch of Johnson’s baby bath shampoo. Don’t ask me how much; I eyeballed it. I realized belatedly that baby bath stuff + running water = foam, but luckily there were minimal suds to contend with. I left the blazer to marinate for about 20 minutes.

– Rinsed the blazer in lukewarm water, then gently squeezed (without wringing) the excess water out.

– Gently pulled and stretched the (wet) blazer back to a more natural shape/length.

– Put the blazer on a padded hanger, then proceeded to stuff it with towels until it looked like a dummy. The arms were difficult to stuff, so I used two small towels – one at each end. I closed the blazer button to hold the inner “stuffing” in place. Then I hung the (still wet) “dummy” and left it to air dry.

– Every so often, as it dried, I would gently pull and stretch – especially the bottom flaps.

The blazer dried much more quickly than I expected; it took about 36 hours. The lining remains fairly wrinkled, but the blazer is otherwise in great shape, including the leather. I think the elbow patches might benefit from a bit of conditioning, but they don’t look the worse for wear. This was surprising to me, though it should not have been; I had read accounts of people who have rehabbed vintage (leather) Coach bags by soaking them, re-shaping, and drying them (followed by conditioning) … still, I have always cringed at the idea of putting leather in water. This was a good lesson for me on that score as well.

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As successful experiments are wont to do, this one has given me the confidence and desire to test my newfound rehabbing skills on new subjects. Next time I find a beautiful, shrunken Wilfred sweater at the thrift store, I shall not be disappointed; quite the opposite, in fact …

What I Read: Recap Edition

It’s been a while since I did one of these posts and, to be honest, I can’t remember everything I’ve read and watched during that time. Mostly, I read; with a few exceptions, lately, I haven’t felt the desire to sit down and commit to a show. The exceptions? I’ve watched almost the full 2 seasons of The Crown, and parts of My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. I adore the latter, and the only reason why I haven’t gobbled up every episode is that I don’t have access to it except when I’m visiting my girlfriends; we’ve had a few watch-a-thons, but I’m not fully caught up on all 3 seasons. I know all the songs though – they’re definitely my favourite part.

As for The Crown, it is eminently enjoyable but not binge-watching material for me. I will go ahead and confess that I enjoy the gossipy bits the most, and could do with less politics. I will definitely finish season 2 at some point, though, and look forward to future seasons; I hope they follow through to the Diana/Sarah Ferguson years at the very least.

I would also love for a similar treatment of Queen Victoria and her offspring; since PBS’ Victoria already covered the early years of her reign and marriage to Albert, we could skip ahead to, say, the 1860s when most of her children were starting to marry and multiply dynasties across Europe. There is SO MUCH material to be mined there! Scandals, love stories, wars, revolutions … you name it.

Moving on … much of what I read recently consisted of Anne Perry mystery novels. Perry is one of those writers, like Agatha Christie, Ngaio Marsh, and PD James, whose work I re-read once every 3-4 years. I’m actually not a huge fan of historical detective writing (i.e. set in pre-1900s times), but there is something about her writing that strikes the right chord with me. I prefer the Thomas Pitt series over the William Monk one, though I also like the earlier novels better because they focused more on the upper classes and less on things like treason and espionage. I am HERE for all the Victorian scandal, is what I’m saying. If anyone has recc’s for similar work in this narrow genre, let me have them.

Sidenote: during this most recent reading marathon, I belatedly realized that Anne Perry is the pseudonym of one of the women who, as teenagers, were involved in the infamous murder which inspired the movie Heavenly Creatures. She went to jail and served her time, and then emerged (or disappeared) into an incredible “second act” as a famous mystery/crime writer. The mind, it boggles. I also can’t believe that I had not heard of this before.

Other books I have read & enjoyed lately (round-up style):

Sicily by John Julius Norwich. I generally enjoy Norwich’s non-fiction, and this was no exception. Excellent writing and a interesting, fast-paced read. Sicily gets overlooked a lot in history books, but it was at the centre of conflagrations and political machinations for millennia.

Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh. Brosh is a co-writer of My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. I had heard of this book before (and, in fact, I’m pretty sure I read the blog at some point years ago), but I decided to buy it and read it over the holidays because I love the show so damn much. I loved the book as well, and my only complaint is that it didn’t keep going. It felt much too short.

We Are Never Meeting in Real Life by Samantha Irby. My BFF introduced me to this book, and I was hooked about half a chapter in, and rushed to buy my own copy. Needless to say, LOVED it. I am one of those people who is perpetually convinced that her carefully constructed cover of normalcy might be blown at any moment, leaving the “gross” weirdness inside completely exposed. Reading Irby’s book made me feel a little bit better about the possibility that there is weirdness that we all keep hidden away.

Your turn: tell me everything you’ve read and watched (and loved or didn’t) recently.

Last of the Peak Outfits, 2017: Casual Edition

Leather & Knits
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I call this Elevated Casual, Winter Edition. The whole thing boils down to a humungous sweater and an over-sized scarf, which should add up to the Abominable Kn-Yeti, except … leather pants. Cliché or not, there is a certain “cool factor” to leather pants. Even when they’re not real leather. Or even fully pleather. These ones have stretchy ponte panels on the back, so you have the coolness as well as the comfort. Or, put another way: rockstar-party in the front, Netflix-on-the-couch in the back.

Both the pants and the vest were on my Favourite Purchases List for 2017, no surprise there. The scarf should be on there as well. I have greatly limited my retail purchases in the last twelve months, but I knew as soon as I saw this scarf that it would be the perfect winter accessory. It’s big, and soft, and cozy – things I cannot get enough of when it comes to knits. And the colours! Perfection.

Backpack Chic

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My husband and bestie both made fun of this outfit, calling it 90s Teen Chic. I can assure you that this is NOT what I was actually wearing in the 90s; what I was wearing in the 90s was far more hideous, I’m sure. There is nothing particularly interesting about this outfit. Well, maybe the sweater coat. I love me an Anthropologie brand sweater, especially one that costs $5. I also love these Sam Edelman boots, which I thrifted for under $20 and which are pretty close to perfect. If your calves are on the narrower side, and you want a comfortable boot that still looks fairly stylish, these are the boots for you. The (small) backpack is, as far as I’m concerned, the most ostensibly 90s element here but, again, it’s a new-to-me trend so I don’t think that should count. I ought to do a review of it; there are things about it I LOVE, and things that kinda drive me crazy, but all in all, it has become a closet staple. So, to circle back to the beginning, there is nothing particularly interesting about this outfit except for the fact that it’s made up of pieces I really, really, really like.

Denim & Knits (are you sensing a theme)

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Another day, another Anthropologie sweater. I loved everything about it as soon as I clapped eyes on it – especially the colour – and I don’t back down from voluminous knits, ever. In fact, the opposite. Bring on the huge, chunky knits! They give me liiiiiiiife! For this outfit, I didn’t even bother to balance things out with slim-fitting bottoms; I went with my Madewell boyfriend jeans which might just be my new favourite pair of jeans. The fit reminds me a bit of my beloved Pilcros, except without the big knee patches which can be an acquired taste. (To be clear, I have acquired the taste and love it, but I can’t say the same for others – my husband, for example.) I had been looking for boyfriend jeans for ages before I found these, which is the downside of shopping secondhand – you can find anything, but not necessarily at the precise time you want it. I almost didn’t bother with these because they’re a size 25, and I’m not a size 25 … except Madewell seems to think I am. I will confess that these gave me a good amount of muffin-top at the beginning, but have since stretched out to a very comfortable size. Did I mention how much I love that the length goes perfectly with my Frye Chelsea boots? I always hated how these boots looked with skinny jeans – the shaft is too narrow to allow for pants to be nicely tucked in, and simultaneously too bulky to be tucked under skinnies – so this is a game-changer.