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Style Confessions, vol. 4

Want to read more style confessions? Find them here, here, and here.

1. I’m a Judgy Judge Who Judges

Your style choices, that is.

Generally, I try to abide by a live-and-let-live philosophy: no judging people for any life choices that don’t directly impact others (without the latter’s consent). Basically, I’m like the ideal government. But, like the government, I’m not perfect. Sometimes, I judge.

Here are some of the things for which I will judge you (and your sartorial discernment):

  • Carrying a Michael Kors bag (extra judgment if it has that dangly MK medallion tag thing);
  • Enormous black-framed glasses (extra judgment if you have 20/20 vision)
  • Shooties (extra judgment if you refer to them as such)
  • Expensive t-shirts (extra judgment if they are grey, white, or black)
  • Aldo shoes (extra judgment if they have a 2-inch platform and you’re wearing them to work)
  • Instagramming your completely unremarkable brunch (extra judgment for every random object in the picture – lipstick, wallet, copy of The Goldfinch, Louboutins, etc.)

2. … And You Can Return the Favour

By judging mine, of course.

I have said before that I am, in many respects, a textbook “basic bitch”. Some of the things I like are deeply, inescapably trite. The sartorial equivalent of the Pumpkin Spice Latte. I am deeply at peace with this fact. (As I encourage you to be about your love of any items listed under #1 above).

Here are some things for which you can judge me:

  • Coveting a pair of Valentino Rockstuds (one day!)
  • Arm parties (when I remember)
  • Instagram selfies (I heart filters, and so do my wrinkles)
  • Matching all the colours (matchy matchy matchy)
  • J. Crew up the wazoo (hey, it rhymes!)

Ok, your turn: for what do you judge other people, and for what do you think you might be getting judged?

Wardrobe Analytics: Summer’s Most Worn

As I mentioned before, I’ve been tracking the contents of my wardrobe for a long time; this year, I also started tracking my actual usage. In the process, I’ve accumulated a fair bit of data … all just begging to be analyzed. I hate math, but I’m an inveterate number-cruncher. Contradictions, I haz them. Anyway, I thought it might be fun to start a “wardrobe analytics” series, and play around with all that data.

First up: this summer’s most worn pieces, and some cost-per-wear lessons.

You will remember that I spent my summer at home, chasing after two kids under 3. I could describe my experience in any number of ways, but I’d be hard-pressed to call it the height of sartorial glamour. Or even the foothills of glamour. Really, I wasn’t anywhere near glamour territory. Casual, with a side of sweatpants. Keep that it mind as you feast your eyes on my most worn summer clothes.

Gap striped peplum top; Marc Jacobs Mag bag
skinny jeans & striped top (worn, respectively, 27 and 15 times)
Old Navy chambray shirt; House of Harlow starburst necklace
chambray shirt (worn 15 times)
diamond print top; GAP coral wedge sandals
black skirt (worn 10 times)
Old Navy chambray dress
chambray dress & black cardigan (worn, respectively, 13 and 11 times)
Target Merona print maxi dress
maxi dress (worn 10 times)
J. Crew brown chino shorts; Gap Palm leaf print clutch
shorts (worn 12 times)
Joe Fresh striped fit and flare dress
dress (worn 17 times)
J. Crew Factory seahorse print City shorts
t-shirt (worn 10 times)

This analysis doesn’t include the stuff I wore around the house, aka so-called lounge wear (although who are we kidding, there was no lounging involved).

Honestly, when I first drew up the list, I was disappointed. All of the pieces are so … boring. No real prints (stripes don’t count), and not much colour. When I think of what I consider “my style”, it’s all Bright and Colourful and Loud and Prints, Hurrah! Except, maybe not. I obviously rely on basic pieces in neutral colours far more than I realize. Considering that I’m (technically) an adult and not a toddler, this probably counts as a positive.

However, this made me realize that I’m really crap at guesstimating what I actually wear. For example, I could have sworn that I “lived” in my floral Anthropologie skirts this summer:

Anthropologie edme essylte tulip perspective skirt
one, two, three
anthropologie phosphorescence skirt
one, two, three, four

Not so much. I wore them a total number of 7 times, combined. You might think: so what? After all, these skirts are still in great condition, and I will get to wear them again next summer. This is where the cost-per-wear thing comes in. The tulip print skirt cost me $8. After one year (barring any additional wear this fall/winter, which is unlikely), the cost-per-wear is still a whopping $2.66. I will have to wear it for 2 more years (assuming a similar rate of wear) before the cost-per-wear will be under $1. My general goal is to have a cost-per-wear for most of my clothing – except special occasion pieces – at around $0.50. With that goal in mind, this skirt won’t “break even” for another 4 years, unless I start wearing it more often.

And consider the other skirt. It cost me $39. Not a terribly high price, right? Except that its current cost-per-wear is $9.75. Even I start it wearing it twice as often as I did this past summer, it will take another almost 4 years for the cost-per-wear to reach $1. The odds that I’ll get tired of it before then? Pretty good.

Maybe I’m just being unrealistic about what a reasonable cost-per-wear should be. But I know that when people talk about something costing “pennies” on a per-wear basis, they’re either (a) delusional, or (b) wearing the same dozen pieces all the time. If, like me, your wardrobe is considerably more extensive, then cost-per-wear is mostly irrelevant when it comes to determining what’s a reasonable price to pay for things other than the most basic of basic (i.e. black pants you wear every week). I’d caveat that statement by adding 3 exceptions: outerwear, bags, and shoes.

If you live in a climate that requires outerwear for a significant portion of the year, then paying more to get the best quality you can afford makes sense, and cost-per-wear will bear that out. Ditto if the weather or your lifestyle necessitates certain footwear investments. (In my case, that’s mostly limited to boots; I cycle between a lot of pairs of “indoor” shoes, so few of them get weekly wear.) Bags are a special category, because they tend to be the one item that gets used every day – whether you have only one bag, or 20, that still translates to a lot of wear. Here’s one example: I’ve already worn the brown MbMJ Mag bag I bought back in June 35 times; its current cost-per-wear is $3.4, and I’m still using it all the time. I’m certain that its cost-per-wear will be closer to $1, or less, before I get tired of it and sell it along.

If you’ve made it through this entire post and are still awake, first of all, congrats. And secondly, tell me: have you ever used the cost-per-wear idea to justify a purchase, and if so, have you ever calculated your actual costs-per-wear?

Weekend Shortlist

Happy Friday, friends! How is January treating you? If you’re like me (and live in an equally cold climate), you are probably heartily sick of winter by now. All I want to buy right now are summer clothes. Pretty, pretty, summery summer clothes. Yeah, I’m really sick of winter.

Erin Fetherstone Dress

weekend shortlist
Erin Fetherstone Dress

Found this dress when I was looking up “bird dress” on eBay. I am, um, a little bit obsessed with bird prints at the moment. And how pretty is this one? I’m patiently waiting to find it for a good price, but if this winter doesn’t let up soon, I may crack and splurge instead.

Anthropologie Heartstamped Skirt

weekend shortlist
Anthropologie Heartstamped Skirt

Also randomly found this on eBay and fell for its ridiculous adorableness. It’s probably waaaay too twee in real life, but I would be seriously tempted to make it work, somehow, anyway. Talk me out of it, peeps!

weekend shortlist
Lands End Chambray Dress

So, Lands End has the cutest models that can make any old rag look like a great idea. Take this chambray shirt dress; “old rag” might be a bit overstating it, but tell me honestly – what are the chances it would look this cute and twirly in real life? On me? Pretending for a second that it would, I would wear the heck out of it in the summer.

J. Crew Downtown Field Jacket

weekend shortlist
J. Crew Downtown Field Jacket

Okay, this doesn’t exactly scream “summer”, but it would be a great spring coat, and I need one. I think it would work great with my casual dresses and skirts, as well as jeans, which would be a bonus. Not a bonus? The price. Sigh.

Sam Edelman Sophie Sandals

weekend shortlist
Sam Edelman Sophie Sandals

Little known fact about me: although I have a lot of shoes (a LOT!), I don’t have many sandals. Part of that has to do with the fact that I hate showing my feet (or, rather, I hate feet, period). Part of it … I don’t know. I just don’t have a lot of sandals, ok? I really want to try the whole colorblock trend, like this version. Bonus: ankle cuff.

Have a great weekend!