The Struggle Bus

blazer, Liz Claiborne (thrifted); top, J. Crew (thrifted); pants, Joie (thrifted); shoes, Tommy Hilfiger (via consignment)
blazer, Liz Claiborne (thrifted); top, J. Crew (thrifted); pants, Joie (thrifted); shoes, Tommy Hilfiger (via consignment)

At the risk of sounding overly dramatic, I think I reached my stress limit last week. Between a crazy work week (always happens before a holiday, amirite), dealing with 3 sick family members, and trying to get everyone ready for our overseas vacation, I just about lost my mind. Consequently, most of the week was a blur. Every morning, I grabbed whatever was on the hanger (thankfully, I’d had time the previous weekend to set out my outfits) and ran out the door. It worked out ok until I got to this outfit … which didn’t. Work as planned, that is.

making do
making do

I’d originally picked a different blazer – my Smythe one to be exact. When I put it on, the proportions felt wrong. I switched it for this Liz Clairborne number, which is similar but has a less severe shoulder line. And the proceeded to dither for 5 minutes (which was 4 1/2 minutes longer than I had) over which shoes to wear. I tried to be less predictable. I really did, you guys. But my brain just wasn’t cooperating and I gave up. Navy flats it was. But cargo skinnies are kinda unpredictable, right? Sort of? Maybe. Sigh. Thank goodness it was a Friday. Fridays are a gimme; it is known.

Hope you’re having a fab Monday — just think, it’s probably nothing like my last Friday 😉

better luck next time
better luck next time

Wardrobe Colour Palette, 2017

As you may have started to notice, there has been some change happening in the old closet lately. Most of it has been of the organic, go-with-your-gut, find-your-joy variety, but one intentional exercise that I did undertake was updating my wardrobe colour palette. I had done a similar exercise a few years ago, but I decided to start from scratch again. (The results are actually quite similar.) I Googled Pantone swatches and colour names, and ended up putting together some basic collages. I think Pinterest would be a very helpful tool for this sort of thing, but I am too lazy to invest in a whole new social media platform. Below are my amateur efforts, which I’ve also saved on my phone to help me in future shopping trips.

A quick work on process. I didn’t follow any particular rules in doing this exercise – it was more of the same follow-your-instinct approach. Although, as you guys know, I love *all* colours, I realized that there were some that just “call out” to be worn more than others. I debated getting a seasonal colour analysis done, but ultimately decided against it because I wanted my wardrobe palette to reflect the colours I loved, not what I was told I should love. I may revisit this possibility later, just to satisfy my curiosity and see how close my own choices mirror, or not, my recommended colours.

First up, the neutrals.

For anyone familiar with this blog, there shouldn’t be any surprises here.

B L A C K
B L A C K
G R E Y
G R E Y
W H I T E
W H I T E
N A V Y
N A V Y
C A M E L
C A M E L

Next, my core colours. The main thing I’ve come to realize is that I like muted, muddled shades as opposed to either jewel tones, brights, or pastels. Basically, take any colour and throw some grey or black into it, and you have something I like. I call them my “complicated colours”. They’re probably not everyone’s cup of tea.

R I V E R S I D E (aka blue #1)
R I V E R S I D E (aka blue #1)

Blue — all shades of it — is my favourite colour, so the idea of narrowing that down to a specific shade was daunting initially. It became a lot easier once I ran across my new Club Monaco sweater dress. That was a blue that just spoke to me at a gut level. I ended up finding echoes of it throughout my existing wardrobe – sometimes lighter, sometimes darker. Pantone has a colour called Riverside that I think is the best approximation of this shade.

D A Z Z L I NG B L U E (aka blue #2)
D A Z Z L I NG B L U E (aka blue #2)

In the process of looking for Riverside, I came across Dazzling Blue. To me eye, it almost looks like a more intense, less muddled version of Riverside. I’m obsessed with it. I’m not sure if I need two colours that are ultimately so similar in my palette, but I’ve included it here because … well, I am obsessed with it.

M U S T A R D (and olive, khaki and other mossy/muddy hues)
M U S T A R D (and olive, khaki and other mossy/muddy hues)

It should come as no surprise that mustard (or Spicy Mustard, as Pantone calls this shade) made the list. There is a lot of it in my wardrobe. Joining it is a small constellation of related hues on the spectrum between golden yellow and dark khaki (see small sidebar above). Basically anything kinda yellow, kinda green, kinda brown. Olive is definitely included, but that in itself has too many varieties to narrow down to only one shade. With the exception of mustard, none of them draw my eye in the same way that my blues do, but I find them very pleasing in combination with the other colours in my palette. To some extent, these warmer shades operate almost like a neutral for me.

P I N E (aka darkened emerald)
P I N E (aka darkened emerald)

I adore green, but don’t enjoy wearing it. I know, it’s a crazy thing for a redhead to say. The only exception is this dark, mysterious green. It’s kinda like forest green, and kinda like dark teal, but with less blue and more bottle green, and a heart of black. Clear as mud? It was actually quite hard to find photos that matched my imagined ideal, probably because I struggled so much with the search terms. The photos above come pretty close.

R O S E Q U A R T Z (aka blush pink)
R O S E Q U A R T Z (aka blush pink)

Blush pink (or Rose Quartz, per Pantone) is basically like ivory for me — i.e. close to my skin tone. I’m probably too pale to pull it off smashingly, but I think it works well with my hair colour, and I find it very soothing.

M A U V E
M A U V E

This was another colour for which it was very difficult to find a precise match, but what I have in mind is a very greyed out, desaturated purple.

B U R G U N D Y (aka maroon, wine, etc.)
B U R G U N D Y (aka maroon, wine, etc.)

Burgundy, no surprise. I consider it an almost-neutral. Can you tell I got real lazy with this collage?

E G G P L A N T (aka plum, dark purple, etc.)
E G G P L A N T (aka plum, dark purple, etc.)

Last but not least, eggplant purple. Again, this is not a jewel tone. It’s darker, moodier (like my soul — zing!). I basically want to wear that magnificent gown (see collage above) everywhere; it’s made for dramatic entrances which, let’s be honest, is #stylegoals right there.

And that is my wardrobe colour palette in a nutshell series of pictures. The only shades missing are red and red-orange, which are my (sparingly used) accent colours.

For those of you who have created a wardrobe palette, I want to know: how did you go about it? Did you find the exercise useful? Did you limit yourself to a set number of colours? And if you’ve had colour analysis done, did you find it worth the price of a consultation?

A New Wrap

Dress, Asos; shoes, J. Crew; necklace, J. Crew
Dress, Asos; shoes, J. Crew; necklace, J. Crew

A while back, I somehow ended up on the Asos website, which is bad news bears … in the sense that there are a bazillion cute things listed there, and at least a half dozen that will seriously test your willpower. I make a concerted effort to avoid buying clothes at retail, but apparently my willpower has limits. This dress was my downfall; I love faux wrap, vaguely tulip-shaped skirts (I know that is hyper-specific preference, but there you have it) and I also love dresses that look like separates. The combination proved irresistible. I ordered the dress, and immediately prepared to regret it.

cold shoulder or not?
cold shoulder or not?

And did I?

A little, perhaps. Let me explain. I love the aesthetic of the dress, and the item I received looked exactly as advertised. I have a couple of small quibbles with the design, which I’ll address in a minute. The quality … ah, therein lies the rub. First, some quick background: the dress was around $70CDN (less in US$), and the shipping was free. As I recall, the site did not charge me taxes on my purchase, and I was not required to pay customs even though the dress was shipped from the UK. I’m not sure how that worked, but I am certainly happy that it did. The quality is on par with the price, based on my experience with comparable price-point brands such as Zara. Which is to say … it’s not great, but $70 doesn’t buy you much these days at retail. I think my disappointment in this regard lies in the fact that I am now used to better quality and lower prices thanks to thrifting.

The dress is polyester, and doesn’t feel like the expensive kind of polyester either. It wrinkles very easily, which makes it un-packable as far as I’m concerned (I can’t be bothered with ironing when I’m traveling), but it also doesn’t hold the wrinkle, if you know what I mean. Some materials are impossible to smooth out without practically burning, but this one ironed out no problem. The bodice is somewhat sheer, so I would definitely recommend wearing a camisole or tank underneath. I can’t speak to how easily it launders. The instructions have it marked as machine-washable, but I am somewhat reluctant to test that. I will probably either hand wash it, or dry clean it at home.

non-scandalous side view
non-scandalous side view
degree of exposure risk (after adding a safety pin)
degree of exposure risk (after adding a safety pin)

Back to the design. I have 3 quibbles. One, the slit in the skirt becomes somewhat scandalous from the side (especially for professional settings); we’re talking visible mid-thigh. This is not an insurmountable issue; I pinned the opening closed with a safety pic so that, from the side, you could only see a few inches above the knee. On the flip side, the wrap neckline does not gape AT ALL, and is in fact very modest and work-appropriate. I have a small bust, so that may account for it, but this was a feature I was concerned about and I was pleasantly surprised to find it a non-issue. (It also helps to conceal my camisole, which is a different, clashing shade of pink.)

Two, there is an exposed zipper down the back. This doesn’t bother me a great deal, but it does make the dress look less “luxe”.

Three, there are no pockets. I keep trying to put my hands in the pockets, only to realize — time and again — that there aren’t any. This is perhaps unsurprising given the price point, but it’s kind of annoying nonetheless. Add pockets to your dresses, designers!

with accessory (bag, Chanel)
with accessory (bag, Chanel)

Finally, a word on sizing. The site was sold out of my “safe” dress size (US 6), and I was left to choose between the next smallest and next largest sizes. In most cases (with the exception of Ralph Lauren and DVF dresses), I am a size 4-6, usually the former; thankfully, in this case, I checked the Asos size chart and went with the 8 rather than the 4. Good thing. While the 6 would have probably fit, it would have been much more form-fitting and, hence, probably too “sexy” for the office. I’m thinking, in particular, of the fit across the bust and the hips (which would have made the skirt opening that much wider and harder to pin close).The size 4 would have certainly been too small, even at the waist where I have the most “wiggle” room in this dress. So, my advice is to size up — possibly by as much as 2 sizes — particularly if you have a larger bust and/or hips. Use the Asos size chart for reference.

Last word: I would like to buy the (quality) upgraded version of this dress. The end.

photobomb!!!
photobomb!!!